10 Clangers

1. I'm really a good person, Father.
2. I'm very Catholic.
3. You don't have to go to church to show you're a Catholic.
4. Mum never committed a sin in her life.
5. I know people who are more christian than the ones who go to Church.
6. We want our child to make up its own mind.
7. I go to the Mass on the television.
8. I don't go to Mass but I have my faith.
9. The Church should get with the times.
10. I heard we're allowed to do that now.

Send me your favourite clanger and if I like it, and I don't promise that I will, it might be added to the list.

• I'm a Catholic but I leave all that sort of thing to the wife. She's the religious one. (Jools)
• I don't agree with the Church on that point, but my conscience is clear. (J.)
• I don't like that Latin Mass because the priest has his back to me. (VSC)
• Of course I go to Communion every Sunday, but haven't been to Confession for 10 years. It's not like I murdered somebody! (VSC)
• I don't go to Mass because I don't think I have nice enough clothes. (VSC)